So, basically, Easter is just another excuse for me to eat like a pig and not give two fucks about it.

They are actually after you disappeared on me after one night. It doesn’t even matter though. I found someone else that actually gives a crap about me. I don’t know who you are now but you’re not the person that I fell in love with and I’m done trying to find her again. See you around, Hailey.
I disappeared on you? You didn’t even try to look for me or anything! It takes two to tango, Caden. But, of course, now I know why. You were too busy doing other things.
Whatever, I’m done. Do whatever you want. And it’s best that you don’t see me around at all.

It’s not really your problem anymore though, right? If you feel that bad for her then go see her during normal visiting hours. Maybe you can explain to her what happened.
Why do you always put words in my mouth, Caden? I already feel bad, so your attempts at making me feel worse aren’t necessary.
I’ll gladly explain to her what happened.

Oh? Is that a bad or good thing?
Unfortunately, it’s a very bad thing.
How are you, though?
Those two words could easily describe my night.

Yeah. You usually are. She had a heart attack. She’s not doing great at the moment.
Caden, I’m so sorry. I know me being busy isn’t an excuse, but I just… I’m really sorry. I wish I could’ve been there when it happened. Is she allowed visitors?

Not that I can because my mom’s in the hospital but I wouldn’t anyway. Not after you disappeared again.
I’m sorry, I’ve been really busy.. you know, with work and school. Wait, your mom’s in the hospital? Why?

Spend Easter with me. I’m sure you’ll be excited then.

Well I can’t help with that, I mean I skip and take sick days but I’ve mastered the ability to slack and succeed simultaneously.
Well, aren’t you a lucky one? God knows I need to remember what my life was like before I decided to become ‘independent’ and take on all these responsibilities. I haven’t gotten laid in weeks. That’s how I know I have a problem.

So go outside.
Outside? I hadn’t thought of that.
No, seriously, going outside isn’t exactly the problem here. Lately I’ve been busy with work and school, leaving me little to no time to be around people I actually like.
